Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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