thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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