Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
