You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
