you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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