My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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