respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Floor bacon is actually really good
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
