I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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