SEEEEXXX PLEASE
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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