She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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