I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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