Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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