I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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