it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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