btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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