i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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