And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Still dying that you shit outside
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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