NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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