? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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