What a fucking waste of an outfit
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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