OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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