We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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