She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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