Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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