ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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