its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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