Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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