Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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