What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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