Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
someone owes me an orgasm
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Success! We fucked roommates!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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