its not stalking. its research.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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