I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
