i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It's just like the Real World with babies
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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