you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
