Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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