my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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