More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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