I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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