worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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