you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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