Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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