theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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