C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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