i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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