her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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