this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
