Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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