Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
