i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
It's just like the Real World with babies
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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