was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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