All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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