It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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