Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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